Two-Thousand and Eleven was a great year for music. Coming off a strong holiday quarter in twenty-ten, hopes were high that some that momentum would ram its head into the clinching, puckering, young pink year that would lead us softly into the coming Mayan apocalypse. After all, it couldn't be worse than two-thousand and nine, right?
(The above section of alleged "writing" itself is a parody of the complete and utter hyperbolic nonsense bullshit that has sadly taken over music journalism. Metalsucks, Decibel, Invisible Oranges, I'm looking at you. How about less being funny and cute and use more you know... adjectives? Descriptors? Less inside jokes and ribs at the past? Please? Because I'm going crazy here. I'm no music journalist myself, and this is no attempt to become one, just sharing some thoughts on some great music released in 2011. Hire real writers or GTFO.)
As a rabid music consumer - I'm always digging into the past. Much of what I've listened to this year are records that came out long ago. A lot of it is longtime stuff I've been into, some of it is new-ish to me, or stuff I've given time to - but the list includes: Voivod, Kraftwerk (digging into their first two albums) Aura Noir, The Sisters of Mercy, Christian Death, Brian Eno, Ministry, Coil, etc. Lots of post-punk, goth, and early industrial. That kind of stuff. Also - telling people what you listen to is like is a pissing contest.
Now onto the best of 2011. I've divided my list into two sections in NO PARTICULAR ORDER. No ranking system. Just ten records you should check out and a short precis accompanying each one. One list is metal/punk/hardcore and non-Metal/punk/hardcore. Anyone worth anything is pretty diverse in their musical tastes, so I'm just conforming this list to metal/punk/hardcore since that's what everyone thinks I only listen to anyway.
METAL LIST -
Midnight - Satanic Royalty

Finally, a full-length from maybe the best thing to come from Ohio since Trent Reznor and Greg Dulli: Midnight. If you like blackened speed metal and you're not hipped to Midnight, you're missing out. We're talking Venom meets Motorhead. Hooks included. Catchy as hell! It's just mean. Multiple songs were stuck in my head after one listen. It's a total party record. If your party is full of drunk, stoned hesher losers doing shitty coke off the coffee table. AKA, my kind of party. (not really) It's also fine to listen to by yourself. We've waited years for a Midnight full length and Athenar has made our wait more than worth it. LUST, FILTH AND SLEEZE!!
Victims - A Dissident

Sweden is weird. They've got Bathory and Refused. But they also have Opeth and Meshuggah, yuck. Playing more from the Refused side of the ball is Victims. A Dissident is their fifth full length and they're still pissed as ever! Sweden also has an amazing history of good crusty, d-beat hardcore. Victims is part Crude SS, Avskum, and Skitsystem but coiled up with this Motorhead-type energy that really didn't exist for Motorhead post-Philthy Animal. Victims is sort of the European version of Tragedy, but a bit more straightforward. I guess this is the most simple release on this list, so I'm struggling to come up with words (I'm no journalist or critic), it's just awesome crusty, d-beat hardcore. Either it's your bag or it's not. When I first heard this record I punched the shit out of my steering wheel.
The Gates of Slumber - The Wretch

I would hate to label this "true doom" record. What does that mean? I get that it's a pretty good descriptor in breaking apart the Sabbath-y/St. Vitus-y doom metal versus the downtuned, low, gutteral vocal doom (which sucks, very few exceptions: Asunder). Gates has ditched the "epic" themes of albums past and have gone a bit more humanist lyrically speaking. It brings a gravitas to the record that most doom bands lack. Songs about Conan and Elric only go so far, and honestly - are really dorky. The sonics on this record alone could earn it a top spot. This is REAL engineering, people. Real guitar tones, real drum tones, great vocal production. We have to go back to the word "true." It's real. Many records are fake sound-replaced these days. The Gates of Slumber are so real that you can't help but feel you're in the same room as the band when you listen to it. Karl's voice and fragile guitar work carry the album. The guitar work is fragile in that it seems as if he is playing on his last breath. And that's totally a good thing! I also give this record 100% credit for proving that music can be heavy and in standard tuning. A pet peeve of mine for sure. I don't dig the downtuning thing generally. Also - when the guitar solo comes in, it's just bass and drums for the rhythm track. No extra guitars. That's so bad ass. Again, it brings a gravitas to this record. This is a serious, serious record. I can feel it. There was no need to present this record or this band as anything other than what it is. Gates seem to be at peace with themselves. On a small note, when I saw Gates live they literally played every song off the new record except for my favorite song, "Castle of the Devil." Understandable, so rectify this by going out and listening to that song over and over again on a rainy day. I know I've done that, multiple times. (This was also snubbed by Decibel mag for their top 40. For shame db! For shame!!!)
Peste Noire - L’Ordure à l’état Pur

La Sale Famine de Valfunde (henceforth referred to as "Famine") is a total asshole. He's a righteous dick in interviews and seems legitimately nuts. Very cool! I actually think Famine is a much smarter guy than he leads on. I've gathered that through the years he's been fucking with his audience just to fuck with them. In fact, I know that that's what he's doing. Want proof? Anyway. This album is a cluster of crazy ideas and some legit, good songwriting intermixed. The weird thing is that it works. It's sort of this twisted walk though Famine's mind. Everything is a joke, but it's all serious. In fact, I think if Famine were a villain, he'd be the Joker. Easily. If you're looking for a proper review of this album good luck. The album makes zero sense. It just resonates with me. Between the French instrumentation, "uum-pah" circus parts, Eurotrash drum machine parts, and Famine's well kvlted out Tom Waits impression, I should be screaming DELETE! But it works. Audrey Sylvain's voice doesn't hurt either. It seems like the first couple of tracks are laced with the weirdness to scare off posers, but as the album progresses it reveals itself in totally unique ways. Famine's command of "black metal" vocabulary and the sonic tools he uses to craft his version of black metal are unique only to him. Disregard his latest skinhead shtick, although I'm sure for him, it's very real. Not that I care either way. Famine is way smarter than he wants you to believe he is. He's giving you hints and having fun with you along the way. It's almost like he wants to be caught, but he's still two steps ahead of you and relishing it. If that doesn't sound like the Joker, I don't know what does.
Arckanum – Helvítismyrkr

I am torn by this record's inclusion on my list. Ultimately, it's more than worthy and needs a spot here. So, here it is. I'll tell you the main reason why it's here. It's good. Really good. Shamaatae (all instruments/vocals) should get a heap of credit here. This is his seventh full-length since 1995 (with a handful of other releases peppered in between then and now) and he's only getting better. He started off pretty well and is constantly improving. This isn't some spot on the list reserved for "consistently good musician" or a pity spot for guy who's a bit under-celebrated. It's a great record! The stupid record label put "For fans of Dissection and Watain" prominently on the cover. Whatever. I have nothing against those two bands, and I know that Arckanum's anti-cosmic Satanism links up with those two bands' set of beliefs (and they're all from Sweden), but Arckanum stands alone. This year was a big change in direction for my musical tastes. Atmosphere has always been the most important thing in music for me. Not "atmosphere" aka, shitty synths in the background of a song, but the true vibe, mood or emotion that was being portrayed. Think about Neurosis for a second. Yeah. That kind of stuff. Amazing. But atmosphere often comes at the expense of songwriting. See: the funeral doom genre. All atmosphere. No songs. Same could be said of grind. (but grind rules though!) Depressive/Suicidal BM? Give. Me. A. Break. It's corny and fake. If these guys were real, they'd be dead. LOL @ Lifelover. They were all depressive and suicidal and then their mainman dies of natural causes in his sleep! HAHAHAAHAHAH!!! Way to commit buddy. That genre is very insincere. How does this relate to Arckanum? Arckanum is the opposite. It's totally sincere. It's real songwriting. Not BS black metal cliche after cliche. It sounds awesome too! I realize that I'm trending pretty well "produced" on this list. And if you know me, a lot of what I've listened to this year is fucked up weird sounding raw demos from odd bands. But there is something to be said about something crafted extremely well. Arckanum is just that. Well-crafted. No musical missteps or faux-pas. And this guy has been making kick-ass album after kick ass album for years now. Give the kid a bone!
Sinister Realm - The Crystal Eye

Here we go... fresh off my diatribe on songwriting, we have another entrant who was awarded entrance based on the strength of songwriting. After all, what else is there? If you're all image and no songs... you're GWAR. I saw GWAR one time, and I don't remember if I said it or my friend Tim said it, but he/me said "Is there band playing right now?" Sinister Realm exudes 100% heavy metal power. Again, I hate to throw around words like "true" or "trad" but Sinister Realm falls under those descriptors. It's a very Iron Maiden record, and no one (other than maybe Nifelheim) loves Iron Maiden more than me. I don't know if Maiden is capable of doing a record like this. It's meat and potatoes metal played in the old way. Even the drum fills sound super '80s! I guess it's an album about astral travel... whatever. That's cool I guess? I guess Iron Maiden already wrote songs about every armed conflict in recorded history (I think that was a Henry Rollins joke!). All I know is that the songs and vocals are top notch. At least the lyrics never broach into overt cheese. Then again, metal is pretty dorky anyway. The point is, Sinister Realm are the real deal. If you think these guys are a bunch of skinny, fashionable kids from Sweden playing "occult metal" just ripping off Mercyful Fate and the first Maiden album, you're wrong. One look at these guys and you'll figure out pretty quick that the blue collar burg of Allenstown, PA doesn't allow for posers in their true metal bands. The attention paid to craft and melody is amazing. From what I understand bassist John Gaffney is responsible for all songs and lyrics... how very Steve Harris of him! Sure, the vocals could be a bit more expressive, but I'm not picky. At least the vocalist Alex Kristof has picked a good thing to do and does it. We can't all be papa Bruce D. Kristof is a bit more Di'Anno now that I think about it. Not a bad thing in my book. Think Di'Anno fronting an updated Powerslave-era Maiden. Doesn't sound too bad does it? This record will grab you by the balls, and if it doesn't, it'll grab you by your ladyparts, and if you've got a Barbie doll crotch, you're Hedwig from Hedwig & the Angry Inch, and that is awesome.
Dolorvotre - Dolorvotre

Dolorvotre is perhaps the best offering from the famed (???) Black Twilight Circle out of California. Ashdautas was probably the most well known band of the BTC before this year, but Volahn (half of Dolorvotre) and his buddies started cranking out a bunch of kick ass music getting them a lot of attention. Arizmenda (of the band Arizmenda, other half of Dolorvotre) is no slouch either, releasing a couple of complex, twisting, weird, anxious records in the past couple of years as well. After a nasty split with Naeth in Ashdautas, Volahn and Arizmenda regrouped as Dolorvotre. Of course there was all that indigenous resistance shtick they picked up along the way. They've embraced their Mayan/Mexica heritage like the Scandinavians embraced their Nordic/Viking heritage and gained a shit-ton of internet fans along the way. Crepusculo Negro (Black Twilight, en espanol) also became demonized because of their somewhat questionable business practices. Orders take (and this is an official term) for-fucking-ever, and communication is also notoriously bad. I've been ordering from them for a while, so I never get the run around too bad. So, good on them. I'm fine. But I know people who are still waiting for shit they've ordered over half a year ago. Maybe longer. Then there was the split between CN and the Rhinocervs crew (Tukaaria/Odz Manouk, etc). Some real baby mama drama type stuff which is big on with the internet kids. Dolorvotre is literally Arizmenda and Volahn. So, musically, it sounds like a mix of Volahn and Arizmenda. It's a dark, twisting, warbling, 8-track-hiss affair. It's actually beautiful in a way. Not like Alcest beautiful, it's too ugly and distant sounding, but there is a sort of winding quality present in all BTC bands that allow the mind to meander along with the guitar. For that matter- a lot of the BTC bands sound the same. I mean, can you tell apart Kallathon and Kuxan Suum? Nevermind, it's good stuff. Let us leave it at that. Dolovortre seems to be the crown jewel of the Crepusculo Negro crown. I saw these guys live and it was amazing. I don't say that a lot, but I was blown away. CN/BTC get away with murder because their music is amazing, but honestly, a lot of it is the same. Granted, that one thing is pretty cool - but if I had to recommend one band for someone, it would be Dolorvotre. It's nice to hear a band embrace a different sonic aesthetic in the black metal palate. Enough Darkthrone clones! There are parts of Dolorvotre that sound like a drugged out Master's Hammer meets Vlad Tepes. Dig it!
High Spirits - Another Night

This is not a cheesy record. This is not corny. Disregard the period-correct, Don Johnson typeface on the layout. This is probably one of the more serious records on the list. In fact, when Chris Black sings about loves lost and the memory of wild nights spent in the city it brings a real, compelling voice to heavy metal that is all but lost. It is so catchy, and so major key that it might turn people off. We shall refer to these people from now on as "posers." This is metal in the old way! It's not all darkness and death, it's true tales of heartache and yearning. This record is a lot more human than it leads on. Of course, it's so infectious and catchy that it bears multiple repeated listens. I think I once listened to it six times in a row. It's only a half-hour long. Each song has a hook that is undeniable. I also think at one point in time, each of the songs on the record was my favorite song on the record. That is to say, we're not sitting on any weak tunes here. Chris Black has brought metal back to it's glory days of good songwriting. Here we go again... yes. I'm harping on songwriting again. Listen, if it was easy, everyone would do it. Certain bands like the Ramones can adhere to a formula and make it work, some bands try to experiment with varying results. I think the true test of a song is that it works across multiple formats. This isn't a perfect analogy and only applies to pop songs, but we live in a pop culture. Any of the songs on the new High Spirits album could be made into hip-hop party jams, slow indie ballads, or dark bluesy acoustic numbers, etc. They're true songs. Lucky for us, Chris Black is a heavy metal warrior, and decided to bring them to us via REAL METAL, not one of the aforementioned genres. This record really represents a jump from the first couple of High Spirits releases. Give it a chance. Thank you Chris. Thank you for High Spirits. We needed that.
Departure Chandelier - The Black Crest of Death, the Gold Wreath of War

New band supposedly featuring members of Ash Pool and Akitsa (ok, it definitely does). This record has a pretty heavy late-period Kristallnacht vibe. The lyrics focus on the "French history of cruelty." Obviously. I love the use of keyboards. Speaking of obviously, it's obviously Dominick Fernow on the keys, fresh off of his bender with Wes in Cold Cave, focusing his synth energies on black metal. It's totally rad. I can hear OT's guitar work from Akitsa. It's a beautiful thing. That distortion is so great. It was a real toss-up between this record or the new Akitsa 7" for this spot, but ultimately, the moving basslines and freaky keys of this release won out. It's fairly short, an intro, two songs, and an outro, but it's cool. I don't actually know if it's year-end list good, but I listened to it so many times I feel like it should be here. It's perfect. Just how a good cassette-length black metal demo should be.
v/a Odour of Dust & Rot (Rhinocervs)

It's a comp. The packaging alone is totally awesome! It came with a pro-pressed zine and a metallic button! I don't even think the zine had any words in in it. Hahaha! It's got a bit of everything form the Crepusculo Negro/Rhinocervs camp. My favorite stuff is the Rhinocervs untitled projects. It's obviously the dudes responsible for Absum and Tukaaria, but that's fine. I like that it's all untitled. This comp is a mixed bag, sonically but everything is pretty solid and certainly in the vein of the Crepusculo Negro / Rhinocervs sound. The Absum and Odz Manouk material is also stark and amazing. The Tukaaria track is also awesome... actually the whole thing is awesome. That's why it's here. I'm not going to waste time describing it. It's typical BTC/Rhinocervs stuff, which is to say it's all just a twisted version of LLN styled black metal. Are you tired of my rambling? I am.
Here's my non-metal list:
Kayo Dot - Stained Glass
Toby Driver never fails to disappoint.
Vatican Shadow / Contrepoison - The Serpent Carries Him Into Paradise
Infectious tunes from unlikely places.
Oxbow - Stone & Towering Edifice
Eugene Robinson shines in the live setting, and an acoustic Oxbox is still more dangerous than most electric rock bands. Also - Fuck Hydra Head for being a bullshit label and ripping people off with this release and the ongoing stream of shit they've been putting out for the past four years.
The Twilight Singers - Dynamite Steps
Greg Dulli. Making it happen. His best since Blackberry Belle.
Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Beilied
Ok, before you cry sellout because one of the songs has vocals, consider that at least it's Mike Patton and at least it's not in English.
Field of Spears - Pale Eulogies
Simply one of the best neo-folk records in recent memory.
Cold Cave - Cherish The Light Years
Man, I really wanted to hate this record as much as their last full length. It's really good though.
Chris Connelly - Artificial Madness
The voice of RevCo, Pigface, Ministry, etc. backed by some of Chicago's finest metalheads. Sounds weird right? It's not. And that's a good thing!
Circle of Ouroborus - Eleven Fingers
Is it metal? Is it post rock? Is it good? Extremely. Lo-fi beauty incarnate.
v/a Around The Dragon's Broken Neck Hangs the Medal of Saint Lazarus (Hospital Productions)
My boss at the record store, who after twenty-five years of doing that is pretty burned out on music. He mostly just listens to old jazz. He tells me he can't wait to get out of the business so he can fall in love with music again. He asked me to make him a copy of this comp after playing it in the store. This is music to move people who have seen it all, heard it all, and are apathetic. It's beyond amazing. Maybe the best compilation of all time.
EDIT: 12/01/2011. The problem with these lists is that you always forget something awesome. The amazing record I forgot to include:
Alberich - Psychology of Love
If you don't know what this is, then you won't like it.

